The 11 Commandments Of Llamaism
1. You shalt not worship any other idols
2. You shalt kill all Chihuahuas you see
3. You shalt not be tricked by the evil alpacas
4. You shalt clean your teeth three times daily
5. You shalt not do hard work on Wednesday
6. You shalt only eat mathematicians on the 7th of August
7. You shalt pray to the Great Llama Lord a minimum of four times daily
8. When you pray to the Great Llama Lord you must pray in the direction of the Andes (east)
9. You shalt keep your SBOLG close by at all times
10. You shalt pilgrimage to the Andes three times throughout your life
11. You shalt never say smote. If you do you will be smited with llama poop.

SACRED BOX OF LLAMA GOODNESS (SBLOG)
Your Sacred Box Of Llama Goodness must contain:
1. Toothbrush
2. All Llamaism holy scripts (11 commandments, Llamaism bible, this list, prayer books)
3. Calender
4. Picture of Holy Llama Lord
5. Pictures of llamas
6. Sample of llama fur (optional)
7. Map of the Andes
8. Shampoo
9. Pouch of holy scents
10. Triangular tea bags
11. Piece of bread (for sacrificing)
12. Compass
13. Sacred grass
14. National Llamaism flag

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