This is mass-sent to everyone in 1L by their DHS mail typed by Chin Yee: (I just copied and pasted it here! I just added 1.)

n00b-- (nicholas) Frequently used by Nicholas in class. Average no.of times used each day-9
n00bie-- (louis) another form of n00b
n00pie--(mrs koh)
N-word--(李老师) Her version of 'n00b'
So.....--(Nicholas) Please stretch the 'soo...' long and nice. Usually added in front of adjectives. For e.g, sooo.....n00b, sooo...lame(louis), sooo.....(add your preferred adj here) Record of holding this word for 29.89s by Nicholas.
All your fault--(Nicholas, Louis, Johan) Stretch this 3 words long and nice. Average no. of times each day-18.
Hi--(Johan) Picture this with a very sian look and a lazy wave. This trademark 'hi' is soo..... very johan.
Go away--(Victor) This means he wants you to scram in MSN.
Chim-ology--(maranda) Describes long and boring stuff. Basically, its everything in ACC and CME.
Yay!--(Randy) Say this in a very gay way. That's how randy says it. Answer to every statement of Mr Tan.
F00lish one--(Louis/Nicholas) Drags f00oool and points at someone
Muahaha--(Louis) A very frightening laugh of his. I mean it sarcastically.
What are you eating for lunch today?--(Victor) Ask you this right after recess. Really get you hungry again.
What's the hw for today?--(Victor, Johan, Randy) This is the way they greet you in MSN.
I hate you--(Victor) Often heard mumbling this to no one in particular
What's your name--(Randy) Way of greeting you everyday. Very sickening
Then hor-- (Chinyee) Conjunction frequently used in Chinese. To the disapproval of 李老师
i don't understand--(Nicholas) first statement in Chinese. Picture this with lots of slugging of hand.
This is soo... stupid/idiotic--(Johan/Louis/Nicholas) Another frequently heard phrase within the four walls of 1L

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